to ask Kimber!
Sex tapes are like getting someone’s name tattooed on you. When you break up, shit’s gonna hit the fan and you’ll regret it.
Unless the other person is hot. Then you sell that shit and PROFIT.
Oh, Halloween is my favorite.
Be a geisha.
Most certainly bigger than yours.
Approximately 20 horse tranquilzers, enough alcohol to put a city in a coma, and a skeezy motel room. And that’s just for Kimber. Get Thomas sloppy drunk and I’m sure you can make things happen.
But in reality, sorry to disappoint. Kimber and Tom made a vow 10 years ago to never be naked within a 10 mile radius of each other. The logistics simply work against your fantasy, kid.
Continue asking. If I get enough I might even grace this place with a video post.
DO IT.
children,
spread the word that mama kimber can dish out advice and answer your questions.
she won’t even charge for this service.
sincerely,
kimber.
tell me this, is the roommate attractive? if yes, then start by doing the same things as him. wear the same cologne. wear the same clothes. soon, he’ll think you’re just a carbon copy of him. once this is completed, you suggest positioning your beds together to ‘save floor space.’ during the night you need to whisper sweet nothings in his ear. give him ‘brokeback mountain’ on dvd for christmas.
kidding. just go balls to the wall son, and tell him that you’re into dudes. he might have a curious side and might let you touch him.
it has few perks. let’s review:
the negatives:
